Gretchen

CareerBuilder and CNN recently published the 43 weirdest things said in job interviews. If you've interviewed many people yourself, what are some funny responses you've heard?

We've sure heard our fair share of odd comments around here, too. The JobsBloggers will chime in with our war stories, too. And a few of our favorites from CareerBuilder and CNN's list after the jump.
 

 

Do you have any questions?
"So, how much do they pay you for doing these interviews?"
"If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?"

Why are you looking for a job?
"My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I'm here."

Why do you want to work for us?
"Just for the benefits."

Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?
"What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired."

Random:
"May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night."

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